Monday, April 30, 2012

The Stages

I have observed 4 stages during a night of drinking alcohol:

Not drunk at all:
"No, I'm not drunk."

A little bit Tipsy:
"Yea, I've had a few drinks"

Kind of Drunk:
"Nooo, I swuur I'm not druunk"

Plastered:
"SHeesh, I'mmm shooooo totttttaally waasstteed."

It's very interesting how the pattern of admitting to drunkeness or not alternates...

Just an observation.

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