Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Stream of Consciousness 2

My mind thinks wierd. It just goes all over the place up and down and around and over and to the side and I hear one thing and I can think about it for a little while and all of the sudden i've thought about three different things and I ended up somewhere super wierd. It's kind of like the experiement they have "6th degree" wherein supposedly you know everyone in the world through a minimum of 6 people except instead of me knowing people my ideas think about other ideas and I can connect nearly anything really rapidly its really wierd really. I before E except after C. See Sea. Saw. Seesaw. "I see!" said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw. It's really cold in my room even though I have the window closed and a sweatshirt on and I'm wearing all my pajama attire that isn't very manly but its ok cause I would be way super colder if I wasn't wearing them. Actually I don't even care if people see me cause I'm comfortable. Thats my prerogative. I learned how to spell that today cause I thought I knew how to spell it for my whole life but I didn't. Well relatively comfortable cause it is kind of cold still which is how I got on this whole sentence topic in the first place. Like a race. You can get first place in a race. Wow, I'm super bored cause I just reread everything that I just wrote and wow I just said just twice, well actually now that I add them up, four times in the same sentence. That's just incredible! I just realized that (Wow, just, just keeps showing up everywhere now that I'm thinking about it) yea ok I totally forgot what I was going to type because I went off on that little tangent (Tangerine), but hopefully it will come back soon because I feel like it was important. Oh yea I remember now, it had to do with the way that I type and if some people don't understand my sarcasm because I'm sarcastic online and I use smilies like :) and :( and ;) and :D and :P and >.< and ## and oh man there are tons more that I could go on and do but most people probably don't understand them but anyway people probably think i'm really rude but I'm just trying to be funny and when I use a smily face I'm trying to convey the sarcastic tone because there isnt a voice tone (at the tone the time will be xxxxxxxxxxx beeeeeep) but anyway I wonder what makes some people laugh at some things and some people think that the things that those people were laughing at is the stupidest thing in the world. Sometimes my friends want to show me something and they are super excited about it and they have been talking about it for days and building up my expectations of it and they keep laughing and then they finally coerce me to come see whatever it was they were talking about and making inside jokes about and then it was really dumb. The end. I wonder if I ever do that to people too cause I think my sense of humor is really wierd (I before E except after C) compared to lots of people. I think sometimes I think really simple things are super funny and lots of people think they are stupid and then sometimes I look really deep into a situation or sentence or joke and see something really funny and ironic that nobody else sees (candy) and they think I'm really crazy like daisies wow phil just knocked on the door and ruined my train of thought cause he forgot his waterbottle inside my room but yea where was I, humor? oh yea. And thats kind of where I got the name for this blog because lots of people just glance over life in general and don't see the little things that can actually turn out to be pretty funny or depressing or sad or important and they miss out on what life is actually about. Wow now I'm all in this pensive mood and this stream of consiousness thingy isn't working out anymore cause I can't type as fast as I can think even though I can type super fast pretty accurately. Pretty pretty. Pretty fast. Pretty lady. Pretty bird. "You sold my dead bird to a blind kid!?!" Oh so epic. Except only things like oceans are epic because they are so big. And really big stories are epic too. Epic epics that span epochs. Ok I'm done. Time to go think about my life.

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